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ALiE SiN CHAiNS
Member
Female
42 years old
About Me


Aly Sylum
Member
Female
40 years old
About Me




Ana Slays Ya
Member
Female
23 years old

Blocky Balboa #TK0
Member
Female
34 years old
About Me
I thrive off of a challenge, and Derby most definitely fulfills that for me.
I’m a Misfit and highly enjoy learning from my veteran teammates. 
The comradery with the Outlaws is contagious, and I’m psyched to be starting my Derby life with them! :)


CalamityWren
Member
Female
43 years old
About Me

Derby rolled into my life almost twelve years ago. I attended my first practice (and took my first calamitous fall) right after my 30th birthday! From the moment I put on skates, I was convinced that this was something that would never leave my life. It was the earliest days of roller derby in the Greater Sacramento Area. I was at the first public scrimmage and the first derby bout held by the first league to make it that far in Sacramento. Have a question about the local history of the sport? I probably know the answer! I have coached junior roller derby and tried very hard to skate myself, but I still look like an elephant on wheels. That's okay. I take immense joy in supporting our league by being a PInkerton (a non-skating official) for the Outlaws, an NSO-on-th-Go repping our league all over Northern California and announcing at our home bouts! I look forward to many seasons of fun and sisterhood as an Outlaw!


Skater Name

Calamity Wren

Position Played & Level

Hahahahahahaha!

Length of time in derby? Length of time with Outlaws?

13 years in derby, but this is my second full season as an Outlaw!

Favorite thing about being an Outlaw?

The Love!


Cha
Member
Female
35 years old

Pizzazz
Member
Female
36 years old
About Me

I joined the Auburn Outlaws in March 2014. I love to challenge myself as a blocker and to be surrounded by an amazing group of ladies. 



Pound cake
Member
Female
25 years old

Reba Smackentire
Member
Female
31 years old
About Me

Current Desperado with the Auburn Outlaws! Passionate Scorpio raised on country but came to love a very eclectic array of music, which remains my constant inspiration and motivation through life. I am looking forward to all the laughs and adventures that are sure to come with being an Outlaw! *pew pew*



TRebel Maker #5
Member
Female
25 years old
About Me

They call me Rebel.

I joined the Outlaws at the end of February 2015. After playing in my first bout and tournament, not only did I fall in love with this sport, I fell in love with this amazing derby family. It's so empowering with all the love and support from this team! I block but I also enjoy jamming.

Outlaws Never Say Die!



Verge 4 Now
Member
Female
About Me


Wrench Wench
Member
Female

Andi-social
Member
Female
40 years old
About Me

Skater Name

Andi-social

Position Played & Level

Fresh meat

Length of time in derby? Length of time with Outlaws?

4 months with the Outlaws

Favorite thing about being an Outlaw?

Mutual love of kickin' ass on skates


ApeHanger Alice
Member
Female
About Me




Ariel
Member
Female
21 years old

Assualty Siren #87
Member
Female
31 years old
About Me

I traded my fins for a pair a legs and skates. Though I'm still trying to find my Derby legs, I'm enjoying every second. <3



Blanche DevastateA'ho #242
Member
Female
About Me

Skater Name

Blanche DevastateA'ho

Position Played & Level

Blocker, Pivot Jammer B level

Length of time in derby? Length of time with Outlaws?
5 years playing Roller Derby. 1 year as an Outlaw.
Favorite thing about being an Outlaw?

Everything


Brynn Diesel
Member
Female
30 years old

C.Pain #12
Member
Female
About Me

My derby name is Calamity Pain...but since that was a mouthful to yell from the bench, one of my first coaches Cash Money started calling me C.Pain and it stuck!

I have a dance and figure skating background from growing up in the Bay Area.  And after I meet an amazing skater name The 4Closer, I tried out for the Sacred City Derby Girls in May 2011.

I went through their fast track program, was drafted to the Roseville Trainwreckers home team.  In January 2012 made the B team the Disciples roster. In 2015 made the A travel team the Sacrificers. As rostered on their WFTDA Charter 20 I've played in D1 Playoffs - Portland OR, Played in D2 Playoffs - Detroit MI and the 2015 D2 Championships in Minneapolis MN.  

During my time with Sacred I was also one of the Fresh Meat/Fast Track Trainers, and retired from skating in January 2016.


Skater Name

C.Pain #12

Position Played & Level

Coaching Staff (Trainer/Bench/Jam Coach)

Length of time in derby? Length of time with Outlaws?

Sacred City Derby Girls from May 2011 to retired in January 2016. 

Outlaws Roller Derby July 2016 to present; joined the coaching staff of Outlaws Roller Derby as a Trainer/Bench/Jam Coach.

Favorite thing about being an Outlaw?

Words to live by...


Di O'Brawlical #411
Member
Female
32 years old
About Me

SKATE IT OUT!  

I fell in love with derby the first day I laced up my skates back in November 2012!  I love every hard hitting, exhausting minute of it.  Derby has given me so much happiness from the awesome people that I have met to the many amazing experiences it has allowed me.  Over the years I have transitioned from blocker to a jammer for the Outlaws.  I look forward to another great season of skating with my derby sisters!  

HIT HARD, SKATE FAST, HAVE FUN!


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